Nash-y stuff

The next best thing to coming up with stuff on my own? Quoting others.
Here’s Ogden Nash, from “The Strange Case of the Girl O’ Mr. Sponsoon’s Dreams”
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One day he was driving along the street when he saw a beautiful girl.
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My, what a beautiful girl, said Mr. Sponsoon. I wish I knew her name.
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If I asked her name, said Mr. Sponsoon, she might think me a brazen cad.
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But if I don’t know her name, she will go out of my life forever.
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Mr. Sponsoon thought and thought.
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Suppose I run over her gently, he thought at last.
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With one wheel, say.
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Certainly with no more than two.
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Then I can read her name in the morning paper and all will be hotsy-totsy.
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That’s exactly how Julie and I met. (I still have a slight limp from the incident.)