As part of my new schedule, I figured another alliterative day wouldn't hurt, so I bring you "fabulous Fridays." (I also want to include a "parenting advice" day, but don't know when to do that - they're all parenting advice if you're smart enough to learn from my mistakes.)
Two porcupines were cuddling. Said she, “Do you really love me?”
He answered, “Ouch. What do you think?”
At which she said, “Probably not or you wouldn’t always be so grumpy,” and pouted.