I found this picture on the jawboneradio blog.
It's part of a caption contest there. My caption would be too personal for broader acceptance, so I didn't post it there.
It would be something along the lines of,
"No, really, honey. There's a princess in movie and furry animals. All the little girls love it. Now can we watch Star Wars?"
or, "What?! A light-saber is phallic, you say? Well, I never!"