Sunday, June 25, 2006


ESPN Corporate Memo:
A brief overview of fan sites and blogs has led management to the following conclusions.
1) There are too many cards handed out in the games. (Whether the blame lies with the referees or the players isn't clear.)
2) There seems to be unhappiness with the amount of random and condescending chatter from our announcers.
This leads us to the following corporate directive:
All announcers are from now on to blame the referees for everything.
Low wages, bad fashion sense, overpriced food, traffic delays, global warming.

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