I got to finish another New Yorker article. Yay, me. This one was by Hilton Als and it was on stage fright. Stephen Fry in particular, though I think all anyone will take from the article is the superfluous bit Als threw in at the end about Carly Simon overcoming her stage fright by having her band spank her.
Oddly enough, I figure anyone under thirty who knows who Carly Simon is probably doesn't know what a spanking is, and vice versa (anyone under thirty who knows what a spanking is hasn't a clue as to Carly Simon's identity or profession).
Just a thought.