Friday slowdown

I can't think of anything witty myself - at this moment - so I'll dip into my handy book of Aphorisms.

How's this? It's the first one I landed on, really.

Regarded as a means, the businessman is tolerable; regarded as an end he is not so satisfactory.
--John Maynard Keynes.

I'd say, if Keynes knew some of our neighbors, he'd realize that it is too weakly worded.