Coco Tuesday

A couple of choice father-and-son moments.

At the pool, he's started bobbing up and down and flailing his arms. I think he's touching the bottom with his feet when he's submerged. The whole thing looks like he's drowning and struggling to stay alive.
Needless to say I get many concerned looks from other parents.
Here's our conversation about it:
"Coco, are you okay?"
"Yes."
"What are you doing?"
"It tickles my penis."
"Oh." ["Carry on."]

A woman who was too big for her clothing - but not by much - was crossing the street ahead of us. I was in the process of determining whether the entire effect was pleasant or not (a difficult task with only a distant view from behind), when we had this conversation about it:
"Daddy. Look at her butt."
"Coco! Shhh. You shouldn't say stuff about people's looks in general and bodies in particular." ["Way ahead of you."]