Monday, July 24, 2006

Sometimes Karma is immediate

The scene:
Blue Ribbon Sushi
The crime:
Daddy blathers on about how Udon noodles aren’t snakes and that straws are for sucking not blowing and fingers shouldn’t be put in drinks and subsequently in noses and the candle is lit for a purpose other than blowing it out and please use your napkin not your shirt and keep your dirty hands off the window and and and
The punishment:
The avocado is to fall out of daddy’s sushi just as it is passing over his recently poured green tea
Luckily I got paroled because I managed to laugh about it.

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