Here's what happens when someone with food issues confronts someone without.
(We were having bagels with cream cheese. The bagels were fresh. I had advised against buying new cream cheese because we still had some in the fridge.)
Julie: So, is the cream cheese still good?
Me [mouth full]: I'm eating it, aren't I?
Julie: Yes, but that doesn't answer my question.
And she's right. That's what ten years of marriage will do for you.
(For those of you with a need to know: the cream cheese was fine.)
(And, for those of you keeping track: Julie - 6,811,576; Philipp - 2.7 [I'm known for losing partial points on technicalities].)