Grey Goose, a Girl, and a Garden Gnome
That’s really all I remember of the weekend. But with therapy, I think this memory might fade. That, and a good lawyer.
Okay, so that wasn't really a fable. This one is, though:
The Gelding and the Gadfly
The ex-stallion sighed to the gadfly. “You know, I used to think you were a real pain in the neck. Now my perspective has changed. Sting me again.”