To keep myself honest, I figure I should keep plugging at these.
The Dolphin and the Donkey
“I’m much smarted than you,” said the dolphin to the donkey. “The humans say so. And they call you a name.”
“Yeah?” replied the donkey. “If you’re so smart, what are you doing talking to me on land?”
The Donkey and the DA
[Insert your own jokes here. But you can’t say one’s an ass and the other a donkey. That’s too easy.]