The cat

It's ironic that I posted about the cat last night.
See, because of him, I now need a new desk chair.
His fur blends in with the pillow I have on the chair, and in order to avoid making a cat pancake as I sat down (without looking first, but why would I?) I contorted myself and the loose chair arm to such a degree that something snapped.
Luckily it wasn't any of my or the cat's limbs.
But now, as I said, I need a new desk chair.

(I can hear Julie saying "Finally!" as she's reading this.)