See, now that she's better, she's in top form.
Mark your calendars. Apparently, eight-and-a-half is when it starts. She put on her new snow pants today because it finally snowed. The shirt that carried over from her school outfit didn't work, so she changed it and looked at herself in the mirror.
Then she turned to me and said, in all seriousness,
"Do these pants make my butt look big?"
What?!? I thought I had another four years or so!