Friday, February 02, 2007

Y Fables

The Yeti and the Yenta

“You should shave.”
“You should talk.”

The Yeti and the Yak

The Yeti said to the yak, “Hey, have you heard of evolution?”
“Well, I’m upright and you’re not.”
“So I’m more evolved, right?”
“If that makes you happy.”
“Sure does,” the Yeti said and went back into hiding.

The Yeti and the Yogurt

Said the Yeti, “I can’t wait to eat you. You’re just what I need.”
“Dude,” said the yogurt, “the word is ‘abominable’, not ‘abdominal’.”

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