At the beginning of the week Coco was gung-ho about wanting a sleep-over. This meant that he was willing to try and fall asleep on his own. And he did so, even though it prolonged his bedtime substantially.
As a result, though, he's been having major separation issues the following days and said, among other things,
"Daddy, I missed you so much, before the door opened at school, I cried off my a**."
Yes, he inverts the position of the preposition to the derriere, and no, he does not speak in asterisks.
He also said, "Guess how much I missed you? So much.
No. More. More than the biggest building."
No guilt, though.