Dear Cast and Crew of Whatever Was Filming At Our Playground
I don't know what to say.
I didn't realize
- though it made my daughter's day -
that I was walking through your shot.
Two young moms I did pass on my way.
Boy, was I suprised
when I realized
- as I politely wished them good day -
that they were real but their babies were not.
Did I ruin your teleplay?
Well, as you revise
and maybe curse my eyes
as you cut me in your editing bay,
Please send me whatever you got.