(Based, unfortunately, on a true story)
(But exaggerated for effect, so don't worry)
Relatives, be on your guard,
the learning process can be hard.
Playground antics need good pacing.
If you're too frenetic
you won't be energetic
for Batman and Monster and Racing.
And you'll lie in a hastily self-made bed
with bruised leg, twisted neck, and bumped head.