Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Hands out for hand outs

At the bank of ATMs at my bank, there is occasionally a person who holds the door open, saving after-hours visitors the agony of inserting the card they will use later anyway in a slot near the door in order to unlock it. In exchange this person is hoping for a little something on the way out.
But
On my way in I tend to have nothing, and on my way out I have nothing but twenties. I assume others are in a similar situation. If I were an honest and consistent person I guess I'd have to decline the open door and insist on opening it myself because I know I'm not going to trade a twenty for the service.
As it is I give the usual noncommittal hypocritical nod/headshake/mumble and go on my way.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:12 AM

    You better be careful if it's always the same person that they don't note your number and steal your card, that's what they do over here now.

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  2. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Maybe it wouldn't hurt to drop a 20 once every, say, 20 visits. Here's why. 1. Its bothering you 2. its better to get a 20 every now and then and remember it 3. you got a story out of it. Spread a little love x

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